12 Outstanding Acts of Patriotism
You Can Perform

by Rick Dyer
nightweed.com

  1.  Keep your mouth shut.

  2.  Believe what you're told.

  3.  Do what you're told.

  4.  Support the wealthy.

  5.  Take a pay cut.

  6.  Borrow lots of money.

  7.  Buy all the crap that you can.

  8.  Dumb yourself down.

  9.  Pray for heavenly guidance.

10.  Get some vaseline.

11.  Bend over.

12.  Spread your legs.

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